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AKTa
Does your life try too hard? Is your existential dread overwhelmingly banal? Does your thousand-yard stare summon a high violin note trembling just so?
It might be time for Mallets™! Mallets™ are the perfect addition to any postmodern post-hope lifestyle!
AKTa was specifically engineered with the silly power of Mallets™ in mind. Was it inspired by terrible, dramatic events? Nobody can tell, with Mallets™!
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